Here I have put together a bunch of things that you can fuck around at school, this includes pranks, games and more. I am in no way responsible for what you do with programs, information or anything else found on this site or within any of its posts.
1: Batch files
A batch file is a text file that contains commands, when it is run it opens with CMD and runs the commands, this only works on windows. The reason im telling you about batch files is they are the easiest way for someone with no programming skills to fuck around with people on a computer. There are a plethora of batch virus that can be found online the only warning i give to you is that alot of them do get flagged by anti-virus software.
2:VPNs
Your school or work wifi block sites? many school systems and companies have gotten up with the times and have wifi, to regulate the wifi use by their students/employees many have ip/url blockers. These blockers simply just stop you from having access to certain sites/ips while using their wifi. To get around this block you can use a VPN (virtual private network), this pretty much sends all your info through a server far away and so your schools/companies wifi only sees a connection from the VPN servers ip instead of each sites so aslong as the VPN isnt blocked you can surf any site on the web. I would not recommend downloading a VPN on any computer/phone/tablet that isnt owned by yourself. To get a VPN simply google vpn, my recommendation for phone VPNs would be BetterNet which can be found on the play store and the app store.
3:Keyloggers
A keylogger is program that can be used to record the keys pressed on the computer their program is put on. This can be used for many things, as stated before I am not responsible for anything you do with one. If you want a keylogger you can download one from logkeys, once downloaded open it up on YOUR computer, set up everything then create the file you will put on your targets computer than get it on their computer.
4:Games
If you dont want to play games but dont want to set up a VPN try googling "unblocked games", many people have set up google sites with games on them that you can access, just about nobody will block a google ip because well... its fucking google. If you want to play minecraft you can also google "unblocked minecraft" and find minecraft jars that require no download and can be played anywhere
now to the good stuff....
5:Pranks
-Stink bombs: stink bombs can be bought many places, my stinky recommendation is definitely to get Liquid Ass
-Other stink: Another way to make a good stink is to get either pure potassium or pure sodium (not table salt) putting it in a capsule then flushing it down a toilet, it stinks
-Need to get out of school? get a long fuse and smoke bomb, put it in a bathroom light the fuse and leave.
-(theory) The sleeping bird: Get a weak sedative and mix it with a bunch of food, go to a place with lots of either pigeons or seagulls, as they pass out collect them and cage em. go to your school, get laxatives and mix them with school, leave the food on the ground and release the birds in the school
-Let crickets loose in the hallways
-hide alarm clocks in random places around the school set to ring at different times
-Penis inspection, make a legitimate looking flyer including your county logo/stamp, on the flyer tell of a "penis inspection day" put a date and some information about it, now simply print it all out and post it around the school, want to take it even farther? find an online email spoofer and send emails to teachers posing as the principal telling the teachers to tell kids about said penis inspection day
